April 1, 2015

In the Defense of Hans

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Becky: Today we’re taking a break from princesses to talk about a prince, because they deserve some defending too. We have chosen to focus on one particular prince. One who is very badly treated and grossly misunderstood…. Prince Hans. Look at that face! He’s such a good guy! He’s the 13th son in his family...13! He’s always been pushed around and ignored because he wasn’t going to be anyone important, he was just the baby of the family. Yet through it all, Hans keeps his good heart and his one true desire...love.

Whitney: I mean, with 12 older brothers, he probably got picked on a LOT. He has a lot to live up to. And when he first meets Anna, he didn’t KNOW that Elsa was going to leave. He probably just thought, hey, she’s cute, she’s a princess, not bad. I’m not saying it was true love or anything, but can we realllllly say that he had plotted out this whole “Take over Arendell” thing? I think that someone got to him while Anna and Elsa were gone. Maybe the Duke?

Becky: Oh, the Duke so would! And Hans was probably terrified about running Arendell while the girls were gone! And he doesn’t know Elsa, he didn’t know if she was nice or good, and with the evil Duke prodding him on, no wonder he didn’t trust her! And Anna was with that guy who talks to a reindeer and lives with trolls…. Hans is a prince! He deserves a princess who really loves him!

Whitney: You are so right! I mean, I don’t know if Hans was exactly the most  . . . strong willed . . . prince, so he may have been taken over by the Duke pretty easily. And maybe he got scared at the show of Elsa’s power. I just don’t know if we can honestly say that he is the “villain.” He was exactly what Anna wanted, “A beautiful stranger, tall and fair”.

Becky: I can’t do this anymore. 
APRIL FOOLS! 

Hans is a whole lot of horrible, awful, really bad things I can’t say and that’s that. We hate him. So much.

Whitney: Phew. That was hard! Back to the princesses tomorrow!

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